Diary Entry: 16/01-11

Dear Diary...

Mood: Lets Hurp this Durp!

The Murderers where hungry tonight, I could feel it. Not only becuse Chebaben was late due to dinner, but also that the team we had managed to muster tonight where wilder and more crazy then usual. We meet up at Nefarians place, syncronized our watches and went inside. Our first encounter was a rather agressive elevator who managed to hurt us all pretty badly, to the point where a retreat was in order.

Just around the corner, where the elevator was just out of range to hear our tactical discussion we stood for a while. Then we striked. With the briliant tactic to acctualy wait for it to arive then jump ontop of it the entire team of Murderers managed to survive the battle and acctualy reached the lower ring of the Blackwing Descent.

To our right we saw a sleeping dragon. Which both the tanks, Reyvl and Haimato disregarded with a frown. But boy where they wrong. This dragon was a tough one and descided to nomnomnom on the tanks, perhaps a move learnt from Magmaw, we will never know as the dragon dropped to the ground moments later.

After cleaning, skinning, cooking and eating the dragon the team decided to look around the next corner. After a feirce game of rock paper scissors fate decided that Khai should be the one peeking around the corner. Something that he did with great success, comming back yelling and shouting in the quietest manor possible. " There is a boss inside!" And with those words it was descided we where going for the kill.

And indeed there was a boss around the corner, a very fugly one at that, he where standing infront of a giant cauldron stirring it with a huge spoon. As we entered the room he reached for a big bowl on a table next to him, mumbeling. "Maybe some garlic will do the trick". But then he turned around and saw us all standing on his doorstepp. And as all bosses would do he decided to stand there, looking stupid, untill we where ready.

Looking around the room we saw weird looking containers, some of them seemingly containing something that was very much alive. But we didnt really care much about that and decided to just go for it. As usual the murderers came out victorious after killing the vicious beast who was cooking dinner. And there was much rejoicing. The faithful scout, Khai got a new pair of pants, as did Holdmancs. Happy with the new equipment we left Maloriaks room with big bananagrins on our faces.



The grins didnt last for very long however, as when the Murderers left the boss' room we where assaulted by some kind of dragonhound looking figures, pushing Vrakir, Bane of the Fallen King down the giant pit of lava. The other where shocked to see their glourious leader beeing handeled in such a way and whent into a maddening rage. Quite similar to the one that Raz have in Blackrock Caverns and completely manhandeled those dragonhounds. Scared of what may have come out of Vrakir, Bane of the Fallen King the team looked down into the lava pit, only to see their leader floating ontop of the lava, like a god. One quick summon later he was out of the lavapit, dusting some lava of his magnificent armor (not that he needs armor) and continued further into the dungeon.



It did not take long for the Murderes to find their new target. A whole room of dwarfs. The bananagrins returned. The team of Murder stumbeled ontop of eachother for the killing of the deffenceless creatures and towards the end the last one of the dwarfs was so confused that he didnt really know who he should kill running around the room like a mooron for several minutes. Man, what a fight!

Hazes found a big bell in the furthest corner of the room and figured that we should use it. He /rolled 100 and went over to use it when Haimato came flying out of nowhere with his mace hitting the bell creating a loud ringing sound that filled all of the dungeon. A huge argument took place but got rudely interupted by a HUGE dragon that landed right in the middle of our neatly set camp. All those tents, gone to waste. We all froze in our possitions, Xuthli halfway done eating a fish, Chebaben in the mist of casting arcane intellect, only giving us half a buff.

The dragon was blind, and as any blind dragon he relied on sound to find us. Something that could prove to be a challenge seeing as the team of murderers usualy never stayed quiet. We slowely tried to make it out of the room when Oske stepped on Toto's paw making him yelp in suprise. The dragon instantly found us, everything was lost. The team could se how the dragon was about to use its ultimate weapon, Searing Flame, but then Khai saved the day by bashing the sheilds all around the room making the dragon spin around like some kind of Halion wannabe, making it so dizzy that it fell over. The team took the opportunity and slayed the dragon while it was confused and in its pockets we found a necklace and a pair of shoulderpads.



A breif break was taken and Vrakir, Bane of the Fallen King quietly ran off to study the next encounter. Which at a glance seemed to be the most horrible and fatal thing he had ever seen. But he couldnt show weakness to his fellow companions. With the battlecry of LETS HURP THIS DURP the team charged into combat with the three headed dragon that was the boss in this encounter.

Alot of heals, bubbles, potions, healthstones, soulstones, and bandages where used for this one could really bring on the hurt. But once again Murder was victorious, kicking so much ass the world stopped spinning for a while. We left the room with upgrades for both Haimato and Vrakir, Bane of the Fallen King.



After slaying bosses three ,
a dear old friend we could see,
greeting us with his ugly face,
we quickly decided to leave this place.



- Vrakir, Bane of the Fallen King

PS. BestDiaryEntryEver

Tonight was freakin epic, guys.

Can't wait for the next Herp to Derp.

/feign death
/camouflage
/farewell

awesome night and great diary entry mr Vrakir bane of the fallen king...or a.k.a shaman god of healing doom, i think all parties, tanks, DPS and healers were really on form, i must say the last boss after reading up is actually a gear and raid check a bit like 40k patchwerk and Twin emps etc etc


P.S

on a side note in exchange for you teaching me some swedish... (as your english is pretty damn awesome) and generally the british suck at learning languages.

Where = do you know where i put my keys? or Where is the nearest toilet.

were (we are) = a group of people i.e we were waiting to kill the big dragon, we were scared , we were the most awesome group ever!

Xuthli wrote:

were (we are) = a group of people i.e we were waiting to kill the big dragon, we were scared , we were the most awesome group ever!

Ah-ha-ha! You're wrong, mister British guy! "were (we are)" isn't right :p

Awesome diary as always Vrakir Bane of the Fallen King, can't wait for the next raid, diary and phat lewt!

we're   
[weer] Show IPA
contraction of we are: We're happy to see you.